1. Am pretty sure it’s Wonder Bread who’s been calling me at random retarded times these past couple of days. I like his use of “block number” but it’s really unnecessary considering 9 out of 10 times I don’t even answer my phone.
2. Turns out I’m not as flexible as I use to be... hahaha. Found this out the hard way today when boredom hit. It pushed me into silliness and I thought it’d be funny to put my ankle behind my head. It got stuck there. And what did Snickers do?... he laughed and watched as I squirmed like an ant under a magnifying glass!!!
3. Cherry Pie forewarned me yesterday that today she wanted to see “Shutter Island”, a scary movie that Snickers, and I’ll quote him here, said I should “take an extra pair of panties to”… great… hahaha.
4. And no, I didn’t need to “take an extra pair of panties”, like Snickers insisted. I only screamed at one part, actually, it was more like a scream and an automatic throw of my fists to my side. Sorry Cherry Pie, didn’t mean to hit ya there… hahaha.
5. Cherry Pie was sweet enough to surprise me with pre-bought movie tickets. I scored a free coffee at Coffee Bean with my card and Cherry Pie was full from lunch. I bought a small bag of nuts for the movie, bringing today’s total of money spent to $2 for a day out on the town… nice!
6. The strange, but apparently ever-so-common, male problem with peeing that floods my TV with strange commercials showing male children statues peeing like a race horse, has hit Cheonan. Milk Dud is off doing army duty but took a break to visit Cheonan because he too, like so many Korean man supposedly, has been plagued with the ‘pee problem’.
7. Am I the only one that finds these ‘pee problem’ commercials annoyingly disturbing?!
8. Ran into a bunch of my boy-buddies at boxing tonight – Motor Cross, Black Skinny and Panty Boy Jr.
9. Snickers tried to stir the pot, so to speak, by telling me that a lot of girls like him. Not too sure why or how this came up because we were at boxing but I tried to ignore him and continue training. “If you want to meet pretty girls, that’s ok. They won’t be pretty after I meet them”, I said, hinting that I’d punch them. I’m sure Snickers occasionally gets jealous at times. He’s pretty good at not showing it but he brings the issue up at the strangest of times and in the strangest of ways. I know it’s bothering him that Wonder Bread has been calling me and hanging up but it’s been bothering me too. Anyways, Panty Boy Jr. jumped in on the conversation and randomly said, “I’m bringing sexy back – you be careful!” I’m not too sure on what he meant but he pointed his finger at Snickers and then winked at me… hahaha.
10. Totally came off as a naughty neighbor when I decided to throw down my recycling instead of walking it down. I just had too many water bottles and empty milk cartons to take down so out my third floor window they went. I was going to go downstairs and then place them neatly by the side of the curb but when I accidently hit someone rooting through the garbage, I thought it best to wait. How was I to know someone would be standing in amongst the bags of garbage?!
QUESTION OF THE DAY...
How are you bringing sexy back?
QUOTE OF THE DAY...
I'm bringing sexy back.
-- Panty Boy Jr. but originally said in Justin Timberlake's song
As the story has it, one day I headed to the opposite side of the globe – the Flipside. I arrived in Korea February 16th, 2005 and thought I’d do a year, then leave. I was wrong. I stayed, launched my first company, Flipside Fitness, and then opened Korea's largest boxing club, Hulk's Boxing (now called Hulk's Club).
After 11.5yrs in Korea, I then picked up one day and returned to Toronto, Canada. But then I left again.
Now I live in the Philippines where I am the CEO and head coach of Empowered Clubhouse, the Philippines' first and only boxing clubhouse exclusively just for women. I also am the founder of the Lil' Sistas Project, CEO and designer of Slay Gear and Baa Baa Black Sheep .Ph.
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