I looked at these and blurted out "Oh gosh!!!"

Note the fact that it's a blonde foreign chick on them... hahaha.

I don't know what he was thinking or if he was even thinking when he first bought these -- they're swimming... panties?!  Thankfully these were before I came in the picture and he hasn't worn these since.  And no, he's not going to wear them in the future either.  Having said this though, after the yuck-of-a-day I had, I'd wouldn't mind him strutting his stuff in these on the beaches of the Philippines.  It would have definitely turned my frown upside down... hahaha.