Yes, I employ cheap child labour, well not exactly. They more or less volunteered to work for me, their parents love the idea, and I would hardly call them "cheap". Their pay consists of basically one-to-one training with me which often includes me participating in their countless children games that eat up my energy and leave me with skinned knees, side hugs, high fives, piggy back rides, sports drinks and snackies. Two of my mini Hulkies have been labelled by many as my assistants and today two more of them asked if they could work for me, help me out.
Thanks to the help of my assistants, together we completed the following:
- Typed up a new addition for our membership consent form
- Cut and glued the new addition to the consent forms
- Created a new shoe sign for the glove room shoes
- Corrected the shoe sign in the front entrance way
- Collected and put 3 large garbage bags worth of former members' shoes in storage
- Relabelled some of the shoes in the front entrance
A crew of mini Hulkies now arrive daily shortly after 4pm, which for me who starts training at 2:20pm, this means no sooner do I finish my training and eat but then they arrive. It's very exhausting in that I can either eat my post training meal or shower but not both because they're on me as soon as they enter the club, asking me what training they should be doing. These days I split their cardio training up -- some do rowing, one runs on the treadmill and the other two skip rope. This buys me exactly ten minutes which gives me enough time to inhale my post-training meal. It doesn't however buy me enough time to shower and get ready nor do I care to do that either because with the mini Hulkies, in particular this group of 5, they always want me to participate in their training with them. I end up getting sweat again. So I've decided to stay in my overly sweaty workout gear until they leave. This means I'm super nasty sweaty and stay super smelly till about 5:30-6pm. I'm so sweaty by the time 6pm comes around that even my sweat is sweaty -- this is beyond gym nasty. I am just flat out nasty at this point.... everyday.
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