"Never talk about the weather", I was once told, "it means you have ran out of things to say." I think the same can be thought true about my backside -- my tush, my Polska rear, my bootie. My bootie has been getting a rather overdose of added attention from a particular person.
[This is where I warn you about the fact that I'm about to go on a venting spree.]
My weekdays start at 5:30am and I'm usually at the boxing club between 6:15~6:30am, depending on if I have a personal training client that day. So there I am, up before the sun even comes up, walking in the club with my oatmeal still being digested in my tummy before I have to crank up the energy and lead my clients through some tough, early morning training. But my energy and high spirits for the day has been continually tested by a certain person at my club who continually takes it upon himself to make my tush his business. I used to never run into him because he trains clients usually right when I am leaving but lately his clients have been requesting extra early personal training.
Being told that I have the largest butt or that my butt is "getting bigger by the day" is most definitely not the first thing I want to hear at the crazy early dawn. I don't want to hear it period but to start my day off with that, wow. Nothing tests my self control from punching someone straight in the mouth like hearing that on repeat.
I'm not his boxer and I don't have a fight signed yet, so my weight really isn't his business, not now, not e-v-e-r.
I'm not one to let the nonsense that comes out of the mouths of others to get me but when it's the very first thing you hear in the morning and it's on a daily bases, well, you try to not let it bother you. I've reached out to some of my friends and even Coach Brown about it and they all tell me to ignore it but I can't ignore it always. I usually snap back with a sarcastic remark, like telling he's just jealous or telling him that my a$$ may be big but he'll always be the biggest a$$.
It's the daily repeat that annoys me and not just because I don't want to hear it but because I don't want my clients to hear it. It's not just professional, both him saying such comments and then me reacting. Either i comment and look just as immature as him or I ignore and, in my eyes at least, look like I can't defend myself.
My Polish tush has apparently become just as common early morning talk as the weather, great. And just for the record, no, my butt isn't getting fatter, it's getting firmer. I squat the hell out of it, thank you very much!!!
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