I may have just had the most embarrassing moment of my entire life tonight, at the boxing club. I wasn't actually aware of it until I got home, turned on the shower, and then started to get undressed. Off went the tank top, off struggled the sports bra, and then off came the leggings, well almost. I was pulling down my leggings when all of a sudden what should catch my attention but a massive hole in the middle of them.
Correction, not "hole" but "holes", as in plural!!!
And take a guess as to where such holes were... yup, the crotch area!!! "OMG" is right!
I must have said "oh my goodness" about a trillion zillion times as I stood there stiff like a deer caught in the headlights, totally and completely shocked at how I could see my toes through these two massive holes in the crotch of my leggings.
I was at the boxing club tonight for about two hours, doing my boxing and then hitting the weight training hard with the kettlebells. Did I expose myself to everyone there?! The club was packed, it's always packed at night. Great, all the more people I possible showed my crotch to, just fabulous... oh gosh.
Some of the coaches from my boxing club were going to come over to use my condo pool if they were able to close the club a bit early. They ended up working overtime and, to tell you the truth, I was rather relieved. It bought me some time... time for them to forget (ya right) and time for me to build up some confidence to deal with the possibility of embarrassing jokes and strange looks.
I still don't know if anyone actually saw anything. Here's to hoping they didn't. And here's to hoping one day I can sit back and laugh over this story because right now I can't. I can't do anything but feel so embarrassed.
By the way, am I the only one who seems to be blowing out the crotch area of their leggings?! Seriously. This is like the fourth pair of leggings I've killed. I have a pair of leggings that I refuse to give up on. They've got patches and their patches have patches!
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